DIRTY LAUNDRY SEASON XII: ANCIENT ROME
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Here's what happened in last week's episode of Dirty Laundry!
This is the history of the 30th day of April in the year of the Roman Republic 48 BC.
Orthodontia Testosteronus and Testicles Testosteronus were about to get remarried by Heppa Titamus when their son Pector, whom they had believed was lost at birth, appeared and swore revenge!
Hiramus Succubus has taken advantage of Herpes' memory loss and has convinced him that he is actually Federico Succubus, Hiramus' son. And now Hiramus has his "son" infiltrating the Senate.
There's nothing like a sacrifice to resuscitate Rome after its troubles, and a sacrifice might also rekindle the love between Diphtheria Flavius and Flava Flavius. Luckily, Virgin, is on hand to fill that esteemed role. The only problem: she's not actually a virgin.
Fellatia Flavius has been charged with giving Virgin a virgin makeover.
Meanwhile, Chlamydia Flavius has threw herself at the feet of Orthodontia and Testicles and begged them to make their son Harrianus love her once again.
Eurethra has discovered that her beloved Harrianus is in danger from his long lost brother Pector, and did her best to protect him.
In a tragic twist, Pector, a true virgin, was accidentally stabbed by Diphtheria Flavius!
Learn Latin in 24 episodes (volume XXII):
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
(I think some people in togas are plotting against me.)