DIRTY LAUNDRY SEASON XII: ANCIENT ROME
What's coming up ?
On April 30th we welcome Kevin Rothery, Jonathan Purvis and Jessica Mosher as our special guest stars!
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Here's what happened in last week's episode of Dirty Laundry!
This is the history of the the 9th day of April in the year of the Roman Republic 48 BC.
Hiramus Succubus failed in his attempt to assassinate his traitorous former partner Eurethra, but that didn't keep a man raised by a witch cult down! While searching for spell-casting ingredients, he ran into Testicles Testosteronus, the man he thought he murdered! He was about to be sent to the underworld when . . .
Harrianus Testosteronus took his father Testicles Testosteronus by force to see Eurethra, the de facto leader of the slave rebellion. Harrianus offered her the choice of letting his father live or sacrificing him as a symbol to the Republic. And she let him live! But she also declared that she intended to marry Harrianus. Will Testicles allow this?
Dukus Areolas, a representative of Julius Caesar, was sent to sort out the mess in Rome, and had some stern words for senators Heppa Titamus and Flava Flavius. First order of business: get back the stolen master list of slaves that, if destroyed, could mean freedom for all slaves.
Something is not quite right with Herpes, Messenger of the Gods. He had his true love Fellatia Flavius tied up and was about to sacrifice her. But the tables were turned and it was Fellatia's turn to do the interrogating. But what can she do to heal his injured soul?
Learn Latin in 24 episodes (volume XX):
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
(I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.)