DIRTY LAUNDRY SEASON XII: ANCIENT ROME
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Here's what happened in last week's episode of Dirty Laundry!
This is the history of the the 2nd day of April in the year of the Roman Republic 48 BC.
The slaves have invaded the city and an emergency meeting of the senate has yielded a surprising result: Consul Flava Flavius has been deposed and his ex-wife Diphtheria Flavius is now co-consul along with Heppa Titamus!
Orthodontia Testosteronus tried valiantly to stop her slave lover Hiramus Succubus from throwing stones at the senate. Is their love forever doomed?
Diphtheria Flavius has taken on a rough around the edges slave called Terrycles. Will he serve his new mistress and rise with her, or will he remain loyal to the rebellion?
Fellatia Flavius was despondent when she couldn't find her lover Herpes, Messenger of the Gods, but was relieved to discover that she had been in the wrong apartment. So relieved that she accidentally confided that slave leader Eurethra was her current slave!
Chlamydia Flavius rescued her former lover Harrianus Testosteronus, when she discovered him bleeding in an alley. Does she want to rekindle their romance? Or does she want to make him jealous?
There is dissension in the ranks of the slave rebellion now that Herpes, Messenger of the Gods has convinced Hiramus Succubus that slave leader Eurethra is a traitor to the cause!
Eurethra was with her secret (and forbidden) love Harrianus Testosteronus who intervened in an assassination attempt made by Herpes. Is Harrianus dead or alive?
Learn Latin in 24 episodes (volume XIX):
Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!
(May Barbarians invade your personal space!)