This is the history of the the 6th day of February in the year of the Roman Republic 48 BC.

You would think that this close to the Feast of Aphrodite that love would be in the air, but it definitely wasn't for Orthodontia Testosteronus and Chlamydia Flavius who got into a fistfight in the Agora. Though many onlookers found the fight somewhat erotic, it was still a public disgrace that landed both women in the Patrician Women's Prison.

Herpes, Messenger of the Gods is officially cancelling his advertisement for a roommate for his one-bedroom apartment in Trans Tiberim. Was it a coincidence that Fellatia Flavius was seen entering the same apartment building yesterday?

Heppa Titamus who has recently been divorced by his wife Fellatia Flavius, has taken to writing his memoirs, which will be available soon in hard-parchments at your local Chapterus Indigus locations.

Local political pundits are passing around a persistent rumour that Diptheria Flavius is desirous of obtaining office in the Senate. Surely, this cannot be true! But if it is, can you imagine the scandal it will cause? Particularly for her husband Flava Flavius, Co-Consul of Rome!

SLAVE BULLETIN BOARD
Urethra, slave to the Testosteronus household, and Hiramus Succubus, slave to the Flavius household, would like all interested slaves to know that there will be a change of venue for the "ave-Slay ebellion-Ray" meeting. Though we have no idea what this meeting concerns, we are happy to grant these slaves one small favour for their continued loyalty.

Learn Latin in 24 episodes (volume XII):
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam posit materiari? (How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?)