This is the history of the 19th day of September in the year of the Roman Republic 49 BC.

Diptheria Flavius and her husband Flava Flavius have grown weary of the two-day old paintings by their slave Hiramus Succubus and are looking for other options.

In preparation for his fight with Killing Machinus, gladiator Harrianus Testosteronus was seen speaking with a lumpy horse that seemed to have problems walking.

In totally unrelated news, Chlamydia Flavius and her slave Hiramus Succubus purchased a horse costume.

Legionnaire Testicles Testosteronus took Fellaitia Flavius to the slave market to purchase a slave for her new household that she shares with her husband Heppa Titamus. After their shopping, a wet clean-up was required in Aisle VII.

A man named Anonymus, (who refused to state where he was from) overheard senators Flava Flavius and Heppa Titamus discussing a bill to grant slaves souls and acknowledge them as human beings. These are radical times indeed!

Herpes, Messenger of the Gods is posting this message on behalf of Orthodontia Testosteronus, daughter of the Orthodontii and local maker of mouth-bindings and purveyor of medicinal herbs, stating that . . . (space exceeded).

Sona si Latine loqueris (Honk if you speak Latin.)